Ok, take two #PhuckCancer

This was supposed to be my first blog post, but the Google filters wouldn't let it go through. 

 See my original thought was to make a joke about my name being blocked, but here it actually was. 
See Google likes #PhuckCancer. Google is Good. Cancer bad. 


So let me tell you my story. 2 days before Christmas I'm running a quick here and there to Missouri. Out west by Joplin. But it live unloads in Springfield. Ask Prime how much to do a trailer swap for the load. It's cheaper to pay the onsite lumper. Yeah, but you have the smaller angle. NO. This guy had a spot big enough to do donuts in with a full trailer, and instead backs into me. TWICE. The first time we were protected in the Sleeper. The second time, I needed to get this guy to stop his truck!! 

Boom. Payday. Well not today, and maybe not ever. His English isn't good, but Penske's is fine by me!!

I do everything by the book. Fly back and forth. Give my Christmas present to the kids. Road-trip with Dad! I miss Ky because she has school and can't miss school.  But this is my one chance in a long time to have a road trip with her. I'm Rubber Duck, and everyone's following me. All eyes on the Duck in Kansas City. Breaker One Nine, he's driving like a suicide jockey. follow him, and trust in his radar. 

Radio starts squelching like we're in a god damn war zone. I'm standing by listening for if someone needs a medic because i got 911 on standby with my a-gunner. A- GUNNER YOU READY!!

So guys, A-GUNNER is my son. He's extra. I'm extra. His name is also Lil Cluckie. I'm Big Cluckie. 

I call him that because his mother is some chick i fucked back in the desert. well she lives there. future me is sending past me messages in a mailbox. but i shred them . some are important.  Welcome to my world. no but literally i got drunk in mexico and fucked a chicken. it got pregnant, we transplanted the fetus 

Some days I wake up in a blackout. i forget whole weeks .. no, it's not blackout. it's video game. you were off in design world somewhere writing about conditional logic. 

you were to make very cool tool for non-profit.  you know what, hold a coding contest. winner gets $25 from the BTC timechest. each 35 cents dollar gets you a pick. and a 15 cent transaction fee. 

oh yes, let me introduce you to the BTC TIMECHEST. We write the software to transport you anywhere along the blockchain, and replay those events. and we spin up a random wallet transaction. 

You deposit 0.5 USDT . We get 47.5 USDT. Software cashes out when balance is above $250. You keep 202.5 USDT. 

Need USDT? We can sell it to you. We can also buy and sell sREC's. 

Why does the Phuck Cancer Farming Co-Op wish to remain non-profit? We buy solar power on a farm, and sell the resulting sRec. We also buy sREC's from our members. Membership for sREC purchase plan is $4.95 a month. By taking advantedge of our non-profit tax status, some members earn upwards of  $500. 



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