iBeatCancer

So, my personal goal is to buy a used bus and convert it to an RV. Well at least a bedroom big enough to fit a queen sized Murphy bed.  It needs to get wrapped with the Phuck Cancer logo (I think the tattoo is fitting). And most definitely has to be Philly As Phuck. Go Birds!! Phuck Cancer!!  It also needs to have the handicap lift installed, because I definitely plan on giving rides to people who are wheelchair bound.  The first is a woman who I met at a doctor appointment. Her name is Valerie. She's never been to an Eagles game in real life, but was diehard rocking the gear. Rumour has it she switched doctors because the old one was a Cowboys fan. I told her that I was going to take her to the Eagles - Dallas game in Philadelphia this year.  It also needs to have a food truck grade kitchen installed in it. Because there's no way that I'm going to spend all that money and not have a plan to earn it back.  And what is more Philly than selling Cheesesteaks at the...

Ok, so I got hit by a truck at work right before Christmas. I had to choose between getting home to the kids, or going to the hospital.  Hospital will be there in January, but Christmas will be gone. Come New Year's, I was barely able to walk due to the muscle spasms.  Finally went to see doc in January 27th. On the CT scan, doc found suspected Thyroid Cancer. I got a tattoo saying PhuckCancer (ask my Baby Mama in law for pictures) and registered this domain with the goal of creating a nonprofit to help cancer patients and their families. I wanted to see my struggles and tailor the programs towards that.  Biopsy came back inconclusive, but given the rate of growth from Jan to February to March, the decision was made to remove it surgically.  June 2nd I laid down to take a nap. Doc slit my throat while I slept. Thankfully I was in the hospital so I lived.  I went back to work June 26th. Started developing weird symptoms. Told Doc, got an appointment for followup ...

Hey guys,  I found a whole bunch of Red Shirts by the dumpsters, because the 4Whiners are trash.  I tried selling them at the NFC Championship game and Forty Niner Fans (FNF) tried fighting me, at least the ones who weren't running to the parking lot scared for their life.  So instead of trying to sell red shirts to forty niners fans, I figured I'd sell raffle tickets instead.  Here's the rules:  1) Each raffle will be a 50/50 raffle ran by the good people over at RallyUp. My oldest daughter is running point on that for me. She needs to post the link in the comments for me. Let me know if I gotta yell at her! I'll also try to keep the current one in the side bar on this site.  2) Raffle Amount starts at $1000. We are going to increase each Raffle Amount by 10%. Like this:     a) $1000 x 1.1 = $1100     b) $1100     c) $1210     d) $1,331     e) $ You get the damn point.      f) drugs are bad, ...