My personal project

So, my personal goal is to buy a used bus and convert it to an RV. Well at least a bedroom big enough to fit a queen sized Murphy bed. 

It needs to get wrapped with the Phuck Cancer logo (I think the tattoo is fitting). And most definitely has to be Philly As Phuck. Go Birds!! Phuck Cancer!! 

It also needs to have the handicap lift installed, because I definitely plan on giving rides to people who are wheelchair bound. 

The first is a woman who I met at a doctor appointment. Her name is Valerie. She's never been to an Eagles game in real life, but was diehard rocking the gear. Rumour has it she switched doctors because the old one was a Cowboys fan. I told her that I was going to take her to the Eagles - Dallas game in Philadelphia this year. 

It also needs to have a food truck grade kitchen installed in it. Because there's no way that I'm going to spend all that money and not have a plan to earn it back. 

And what is more Philly than selling Cheesesteaks at the road games? 

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