Red Shirts! Get your Red Shirts!

Hey guys, 

I found a whole bunch of Red Shirts by the dumpsters, because the 4Whiners are trash. 

I tried selling them at the NFC Championship game and Forty Niner Fans (FNF) tried fighting me, at least the ones who weren't running to the parking lot scared for their life. 

So instead of trying to sell red shirts to forty niners fans, I figured I'd sell raffle tickets instead. 

Here's the rules: 

1) Each raffle will be a 50/50 raffle ran by the good people over at RallyUp. My oldest daughter is running point on that for me. She needs to post the link in the comments for me. Let me know if I gotta yell at her! I'll also try to keep the current one in the side bar on this site. 

2) Raffle Amount starts at $1000. We are going to increase each Raffle Amount by 10%. Like this:
    a) $1000 x 1.1 = $1100
    b) $1100
    c) $1210
    d) $1,331
    e) $ You get the damn point. 
    f) drugs are bad, mkay 
    g) do your own math and stop copying my test

3) Funds are going to go towards creating jobs catered to cancer survivors. We're looking for a hand up, not a hand out. 

4) I encourage people to share their ideas on projects to spend the money on. 

5) We will absolutely, never, ever, spend the money on hookers and blow. All hookers are required to accept blow for payment for services rendered.   Lawyers said that we can't pay hookers in blow because that would make us drug dealers. 

6) At no time will more than 10% of Raffle funds be used to pay salaries. 90% of funds raised will be used towards projects/endowments. 

Ask my Baby mama-in-law to post the Red Shirts video if you don't believe me!! 

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